#im too lazy tho

[gungoo4lifer]

The 30 Minutes Rule

Summary: Goo finds a way to avoid Gun's nasty ass utterly filthy disgusting smoky breath

The 30 minutes rule.

The 30 minutes rule is a rule where Gun can't make any psychial contact with Goo including cuddles, kisses and even standing next to him too close after smoking for the first 30 minutes.

And how all of this started?..

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Entering their home, Gun lefts out a deep sigh in relief as he finally comes back to home from all the exhausting work, to his housewife... househusband, whatever. How odd. Usually, Goo would be right in front of him whenever he entered home, greeting him with hugs. If theres not a sight of a grinning blonde in front of him, waiting for hugs, then it must mean that Goo was in the kitchen.

''Gun?'' Goo shouts from the kitchen, his gaze on the cooking pot as he does so.

''Im home.''

''I can tell.''

Stripping his jacket that felt heavy and pulling away his tie, Gun makes his way to the kitchen to see what Goo cooked, the sight of Goo wearing the light pink apron while cooking appears in front of him, even someone as wicked as Goo can be.. adorable sometimes.

Walking towards the back of Goo, Gun wraps his arms around his beloved and shoves his head on his shoulder, nibbling onto Goo's neck. ''Welcome home dea- EEEEW you fucking stink get the fuck out of my kitchen you're going to cause the food smell like that disgusting cigarattes ugh!''

'Kiss. Give me kisses, im tired.''

''Kiss?! No way in hell when your breath fucking smells cigarettes.'' Goo clenches his teeth in both fury and annoyance, holding himself to not bash Gun's head into the cooking pot.

Gun rolls his eyes, planting a kiss on Goo's cheek, which Goo replies with a grimace on his face. ''Fucking damn it, you're gonna make me smell like that too!''

''Whatever.''

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Not so long after, Goo finds himself sitting on the couch with Gun, with Gun's head resting on his chest as Goo scrolls down through his phone, from the way Gun looked, Goo could tell that he was going to fall asleep. No matter how strong he was, and how stable stamina he had, he could get tired too. After all, he was just a human being like the others.

''Go to sleep.''

'..I'm not sleepy.'' Gun mutters, his eyelids feeling heavy as he shuts down his eyes, already falling asleep.

''Idiot.''

Goo lefts out a small chuckle as he goes back to scrolling down on his phone, then seeing a video about a site. ''Huh?''

From what he's hearing, it seems like the site was about women who complains about their issues they suffered with their relationship goes there and asks for help, then receives answers from another women who had the same issue earlier and has experience, etc. ''Is there a men version of it?'' Goo thinks and searches, but nah.

Then suddenly, an idea pops in his mind.

And now he's an anonim, using that site. Why, you ask?

"Hello. I dont want to use my real name here right now, but i'm here to tell you girls that i suffer with my partner's smoking addiction. He always smokes and then he tries to hug and kiss me and it smells disgusting! Is there a way to avoid it? Anyone up to help? if so, please let me know.''

Damn. Even Goo is impressed, looking at his own speech, even he himself can't tell that it was himself who wrote that. ''Well, its the only way to get help isn't it?'' What can he say? Korea's a homophobic country, not many would be very impressed if they found out that they were in a relationship with Gun. Maybe its because of the fact that Gun is a damn yakuza, who knows.

After a few minutes, a notification comes up, from the same site. ''Hi, Mi-sun here! I have a solution for your problem, let me introduce you to, ''The 30 Minutes Rule.'' ''

Long story short, (because i ain't writing allat) The 30 minutes rule is a rule where your partner who smokes very often can't make any psychical contact with you for the first 30 minutes they smoke, and after 30 minutes, they can.

At first it sounds kinda complicated to Goo, but when he thinks of it.. This woman.. she's a genius.

''Thank you, Mi-sun. I'll try that! (≧ヮ≦) 💕''

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Entering their home, Gun is greeted by the sight of Goo sitting on the couch, busy scrolling through his phone. The smell of the cigarattes fills the air as soon as Gun steps in, which immediately makes Goo pout.

Taking off his jacket and putting it on the edge of the couch, Gun sits next to Goo, a part of him curious why he's been so silent, even though he just entered home.

"Someone's silent today. Got something to say?'' Gun raises one of his eyebrows, then pauses, leaning in closer to Goo. ''But before, give me my ki-..''

"The 30 minutes rule.'' Goo grins, his palm contacting with Gun's lips. Gun backs away, slightly tilting his head in confusion. ''The 30 what?''

Pulling out his phone, Goo shows Gun the sentence that woman wrote, Gun reads all of it and then, bursts into laughter. ''This gotta be some kind of joke.''

''No it's fucking not!''

''Alright, that was hilarious. Now give me my ki-''

''Im serious.''

Silence.

Gun observes Goo's facial expression.. he seems utterly stern about this .. dumb rule. ''..No kisses then?''

''Or hugs.''

''For 30 minutes straight?''

''Mhm.''

''Urgh.'' Gun grumbles, standing up from the couch and pulling out his phone from his pocket, making his way to the shower. Goo can't see what he does on his phone, nor he cares, going back to playing games and giggling.

'Timer set to 30 minutes.'

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Watching the new episode of Jujutsu Kaisen on his phone, Goo gets interrupted when Gun comes out of nowhere and grabs his phone, which causes to Goo turn his face to him, an obvious frown on his face, wondering why the hell he did that. "What the fuck, man-"

Cupping both of Goo's cheeks roughly, Gun leans in for a kiss, interrupting Goo again with no guilt at all. The face expression he got from Goo was priceless, eyes wide, eyebrows fully raised at the sudden kiss, however, it doesn't takes long for him to accept the offer, extending his arms to wrap his arms around Gun's neck, pulling him closer to the kiss and kissing him utter passion to the point that both of them were breathless as the need of air increased every single second passed by, forcing them to pull away. Pulling away, a stray of saliva disconnects between their lips.

As soon as the kiss ends, Gun mutters, "The 30 minutes is over."

Raising his eyebrows, Goo pauses for a second, wondering what the fuck Gun was talking about, then it hitting his head after several seconds. "Ooohhhh," he laughs, a smug smirk replacing his surprised face. "Did you set a timer or what?"

"No."

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Walking up to his car, Gun lets out a sigh of relief to the thought of the exhausting work finally being over, and now getting to go to his home. To his home.

Inserting the key into his car's lock and opening the door, Gun's hand almost slides down on his pockets on their own, for a quick cigarette break.

He pauses.

He stares down at the cigarette package.

If he smoked now, how many minutes would it take for him to get home? 10? 15? Should he smoke and drive slow, so that 30 minutes could pa-... Oh, for fucks sake.. screw this.

Throwing the cigarette package on the seat, his grip on the steering wheel gets tighter as his teeth clenches in annoyance. Damn it, Goo..

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The sound of the door unlocking by a key reaches to Goo's ears, not even bothering to look up from his phone to see who it was, since he already knew well who it was.

"Not even a welcome?"

"Shh, keep quiet, watching something here." Goo shouts, his gaze still on the phone, Gun doesn't gets surprised at the sight of the video being an anime, judging from the Japanese talking reaching his ears.

Getting behind Goo's lying presence on the couch, Gun leans in closer to look at Goo. "Did you cook anything?"

"Yeah, yeah, it's on the kitc- … wait a minute.." Slowly putting down his phone and turning his gaze to Gun with narrowed eyes, Goo slightly tilts his head, trying to understand what was feeling off about Gun, then it hits his head.

"You- you don't-" To confirm his almost impossible thought, he grabs Gun's tie and pulls him closer to inhale his scent, then being correct about it. "You don't smell like cigarettes?!"

Gun lets out a slight chuckle at Goo's surprised reaction. "What?"

"Who are you and why are you in my house. Did you kidnap Gun or what?"

"You think I'm a guy who someone can kidnap easily?"

"Oh, that's right." Goo agrees, pausing for a second. "Are you a demon possessed Gun's body?!"

"I couldn't smoke because of an idiots ridiculous rule today. Can you believe it?" Gun raises one of his eyebrows, waiting for an answer from Goo.

"The 30 minutes rule?"

"Yeah, that."

Goo smirks, "So that's why you didn't smoke?"

Gun pauses. "Maybe."

A chuckle leaves Goo's lips, placing his hand on the back of Gun's head and pulling him closer, then planting a soft kiss on his cheek.

"..Seriously? On the cheek? I didn't smoke just for a kiss on the cheek?!"

Laughing, Goo pulls Gun closer and rewards him with a kiss on the lips for not smoking for just once.

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